the line between corn & not corn has been blurred
wow, parlousperson! nice corn!

wow, parlousperson! nice corn!

A woman brought her child with an abscess in the lower part of the back, and offered as much corn as she could carry for some medicine; we administered to it of course very cheerfully.

Meriwether Lewis

Seems like the great explorer really understood the value of corn! We should all follow his example!

Love,

fyc

What a cool invention, although here at fuckyeahcorn we think there’s no sadder sight than a shorn cob. Don’t they look so dejected? It’s a great time saver but when you’ve got some minutes to spare, try to give each and every kernel the love it deserves. Think about how much it’s had to go through to get to your kitchen in one piece, all the way from germination. It’s truly miraculous! Don’t let the wonders of life pass you by, but remember to make the corn decisions that make you the happiest and most fulfilled personally!
Love,
your friends at fuckyeahcorn

What a cool invention, although here at fuckyeahcorn we think there’s no sadder sight than a shorn cob. Don’t they look so dejected? It’s a great time saver but when you’ve got some minutes to spare, try to give each and every kernel the love it deserves. Think about how much it’s had to go through to get to your kitchen in one piece, all the way from germination. It’s truly miraculous! Don’t let the wonders of life pass you by, but remember to make the corn decisions that make you the happiest and most fulfilled personally!

Love,

your friends at fuckyeahcorn

these cornholders LOOK like corn! how meta!

these cornholders LOOK like corn! how meta!

CORN THINS are today’s healthy, delicious, and cost-effective corn snack brought to you by your close friends at fuckyeahcorn!

CORN THINS are today’s healthy, delicious, and cost-effective corn snack brought to you by your close friends at fuckyeahcorn!

I know this is ronchy stuff but I saw it and had to show you.

(submission via dylanisacow)

Great submission, Dylan! Here at fuckyeahcorn we love the occasional “sexy” corn joke! Our only hope is that the fella pictured doesn’t get indigestion from ALL THAT CORN!!!

Love,

Your friends at fuckyeahcorn

thisambiguation:

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Here at fuckyeahcorn we say anything that detracts from the natural deliciousness of a nice cob of corn, is superfulous! It’s good every once in a while, but be sure to enjoy your lightly seasoned corn as well!
Love,
your friends at fuckyeahcorn!

thisambiguation:

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Here at fuckyeahcorn we say anything that detracts from the natural deliciousness of a nice cob of corn, is superfulous! It’s good every once in a while, but be sure to enjoy your lightly seasoned corn as well!

Love,

your friends at fuckyeahcorn!

disneymoviemoments:

130. When Pocahontas thinks that corn is gold.
Image from Disney Screencaps.
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We here at fuckyeahcorn think corn is better than gold! It’s definitely tastier, LOL!!!!
enjoy your corn!

disneymoviemoments:

130. When Pocahontas thinks that corn is gold.

Image from Disney Screencaps.

Haven’t seen one of your favorite moments? Request it here!

We here at fuckyeahcorn think corn is better than gold! It’s definitely tastier, LOL!!!!

enjoy your corn!