I can’t believe people have time to do this
how cute! look at all these happy faces! but remember folks, this cob may be smiling at you, but corn doesn’t feel pain! phew! it’s a delicious and humane snack for everyone to enjoy!
xoxo, fyc
how many followers do you guys have????????????????????????
just a sheaf (that means a bundle of corn for you newer to the corn industry!)
who are you you wonderful corn eater
AnonymousJust your average Joe with a pretty hefty love for corn.
A woman brought her child with an abscess in the lower part of the back, and offered as much corn as she could carry for some medicine; we administered to it of course very cheerfully.
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Meriwether Lewis Seems like the great explorer really understood the value of corn! We should all follow his example! Love, fyc |
What a cool invention, although here at fuckyeahcorn we think there’s no sadder sight than a shorn cob. Don’t they look so dejected? It’s a great time saver but when you’ve got some minutes to spare, try to give each and every kernel the love it deserves. Think about how much it’s had to go through to get to your kitchen in one piece, all the way from germination. It’s truly miraculous! Don’t let the wonders of life pass you by, but remember to make the corn decisions that make you the happiest and most fulfilled personally!
Love,
your friends at fuckyeahcorn
