What a cool invention, although here at fuckyeahcorn we think there’s no sadder sight than a shorn cob. Don’t they look so dejected? It’s a great time saver but when you’ve got some minutes to spare, try to give each and every kernel the love it deserves. Think about how much it’s had to go through to get to your kitchen in one piece, all the way from germination. It’s truly miraculous! Don’t let the wonders of life pass you by, but remember to make the corn decisions that make you the happiest and most fulfilled personally!
Love,
your friends at fuckyeahcorn
