I can’t believe people have time to do this
how cute! look at all these happy faces! but remember folks, this cob may be smiling at you, but corn doesn’t feel pain! phew! it’s a delicious and humane snack for everyone to enjoy!
xoxo, fyc
A woman brought her child with an abscess in the lower part of the back, and offered as much corn as she could carry for some medicine; we administered to it of course very cheerfully.
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Meriwether Lewis Seems like the great explorer really understood the value of corn! We should all follow his example! Love, fyc |
What a cool invention, although here at fuckyeahcorn we think there’s no sadder sight than a shorn cob. Don’t they look so dejected? It’s a great time saver but when you’ve got some minutes to spare, try to give each and every kernel the love it deserves. Think about how much it’s had to go through to get to your kitchen in one piece, all the way from germination. It’s truly miraculous! Don’t let the wonders of life pass you by, but remember to make the corn decisions that make you the happiest and most fulfilled personally!
Love,
your friends at fuckyeahcorn
CORN THINS are today’s healthy, delicious, and cost-effective corn snack brought to you by your close friends at fuckyeahcorn!
WOW! Look at the way this beautiful image juxtaposes corn growing and being eaten. Some might say its mean to picture happy free corn in the open sky and defeated, cooked corn in the same image. But the difference between this image and, say, a picture of cows grazing and a hamburger, is that corn isn’t sentient. That’s right, you heard it here first! Studies show that corn can’t feel pain, so when you eat corn, you’re not hurting anyone! I bet it’s a relief to hear that corn is delicious, nutritious, and humane!
Your friends here at fuckyeahcorn hope you eat your corn tonight without guilt! Have fun!
look at this “field of corn” created by artist Sandra Badonald in Omaha! How clever, Sandra! Great work!
Remember though, folks, these ears of corn may look like 8 foot tall hunks of dinner, but these plaster molds aren’t nearly as delicious (or nutritious) as legitimate corn.
Keep your eye out for corn imposters, but don’t let it sway you from eating an ear a day!
Enjoy your corn,
your friends at fuckyeahcorn
it’s a little past halloween now, but we here at fyc are always in the mood for “corny” jokes! ;)
enjoy your corn!
your friends at fuckyeahcorn
Mr. Happy Corn Plushie — $19.99
don’t be fooled - this adorable (and delectable-looking) corn plushie is not an actual cob of corn. don’t take a bite, or you’ll take a mouthful of stuffing! remind children below the age of 12 to keep dinner time and play time separate. :)
a friendly word of warning,
your friends at fuckyeahcorn
Sweet corn on the cob by Coyoty on Flickr.
Wow, don’t you all wish you could take part in the consumption of these scrumptious ears?
