CORN THINS are today’s healthy, delicious, and cost-effective corn snack brought to you by your close friends at fuckyeahcorn!

WOW! Look at the way this beautiful image juxtaposes corn growing and being eaten. Some might say its mean to picture happy free corn in the open sky and defeated, cooked corn in the same image. But the difference between this image and, say, a picture of cows grazing and a hamburger, is that corn isn’t sentient. That’s right, you heard it here first! Studies show that corn can’t feel pain, so when you eat corn, you’re not hurting anyone! I bet it’s a relief to hear that corn is delicious, nutritious, and humane! 

Your friends here at fuckyeahcorn hope you eat your corn tonight without guilt! Have fun!